
He is also the source of the following little ditty we sing to our son at toothbrushing time. Sung to the tune of "Take me out to the ballgame":
Take me out to the bathroom
Take me out to the sink
Bring me a toothbrush and some toothpaste
I don't care if the paste goes to waste
Let me brush my molars and canines
If they're not clean it's a shame
For it's one, two, three strikes you're out
At the toothbrush game!
Something makes me think that, aside from science, he has multiple callings in life.